Karen Loves Sharin'
Facebook is a place where my very best friends meet
High school friends and college friends, some guy I met last week
Their kids and their cats, their political spats
A treasure trove of wonder so to speak
But there's nothing on Facebook that I want to read today
It's probably because of you
Every meme, every dream, every money-making scheme
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her posts fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try Twitter now instead
Twitter is a place that's filled with people I don't know
But they always have important things to say
They're funny and they're smart
They're into politics and art
I get lost for hours every day
But there's nothing on Twitter that I want to read today
It's probably because of you
You tweet and retweet, tweet again and then repeat
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her tweets fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try Instagram instead
You're a fool, a fanatic with a penchant for the dramatic
You fill my every feed with remorse
I think it's symptomatic or maybe atmospheric static
I'd truly like to end our intercourse
Cuz there's nothing on the internet I want to read today
It's probably because of you
Every dream, every meme, every money-making scheme
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her posts fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try TikTok now instead
Maybe I'll try Snapchat now instead
Oh, dear lordy
Maybe I'll try... Parler?
High school friends and college friends, some guy I met last week
Their kids and their cats, their political spats
A treasure trove of wonder so to speak
But there's nothing on Facebook that I want to read today
It's probably because of you
Every meme, every dream, every money-making scheme
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her posts fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try Twitter now instead
Twitter is a place that's filled with people I don't know
But they always have important things to say
They're funny and they're smart
They're into politics and art
I get lost for hours every day
But there's nothing on Twitter that I want to read today
It's probably because of you
You tweet and retweet, tweet again and then repeat
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her tweets fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try Instagram instead
You're a fool, a fanatic with a penchant for the dramatic
You fill my every feed with remorse
I think it's symptomatic or maybe atmospheric static
I'd truly like to end our intercourse
Cuz there's nothing on the internet I want to read today
It's probably because of you
Every dream, every meme, every money-making scheme
You're compelled to share and that's what you do
Karen loves sharin' and sharin's what she does
The presence of her posts fills me with dread
If she sees it then she shares it
My sensibilities can't bear it
Maybe I'll try TikTok now instead
Maybe I'll try Snapchat now instead
Oh, dear lordy
Maybe I'll try... Parler?
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Writer(s): Daniel Lovell
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