Uber Driver Tryna F-ck
It's time to go home and I'm lookin' at my iPhone
I'm gonna need a ride
'Cus I've been gettin' fuckin' hammer timed
Open the app, are there any cars in the vicinity
Here she comes in a 2005 hail damaged Infinity
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck, you guys
Yeah I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
(Ahh yeah Ahh yeah ahh yeah)
(Ahh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
Well how was your night she says
You know it's not my real job
I just like the extra money
And it keeps me away from my stepdad Bob
But you're on my way home
And you're probably my last ride
Then in the rear view
We made eyes
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck, you guys
I fuckin' think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
(Ahh yeah Ahh yeah ahh yeah)
(Ahh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
I ask her, how long ya been drivin'
She says two years meetin' people is exciting
Then she tells her life story as I sit in the back
I crack a window deep breath
I'm tryin' not to yack
I know everything about her now
I know her momma married Bob
When her daddy left town
Her stepsister is a cunt
Brother's on the spectrum
Had a kinky ex boyfriend used to let her peg him
She does door dash and Uber eats
During the day
Then it's off to night school tryna graduate
She's spiritual
But mostly puts her faith in the stars
She said I knew you were a Scorpio
Before you got in my car
She gave me a ride she wants to come inside
She gave me a ride now wants to come inside
And so I'll give her a ride and I'll cum inside
I give her a ride and then I cum inside
I gave her a ride, I came inside
Now I'm laying in the bed
Wonderin' if I call her an Uber
Will she take herself home, tonight
She wants the tip, I gave her the tip
'Cus I keep that mother fuckin' thing on me dog
And as she's leaving we both say
Thanks for the ride
Jinx double jinx pinch poke you owe me a coke
And that's the last words we ever spoke
I'm gonna need a ride
'Cus I've been gettin' fuckin' hammer timed
Open the app, are there any cars in the vicinity
Here she comes in a 2005 hail damaged Infinity
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck, you guys
Yeah I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
(Ahh yeah Ahh yeah ahh yeah)
(Ahh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
Well how was your night she says
You know it's not my real job
I just like the extra money
And it keeps me away from my stepdad Bob
But you're on my way home
And you're probably my last ride
Then in the rear view
We made eyes
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
I think my Uber driver's tryna fuck, you guys
I fuckin' think my Uber driver's tryna fuck
(Ahh yeah Ahh yeah ahh yeah)
(Ahh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
(Ohh yeah ohh yeah ohh yeah)
I ask her, how long ya been drivin'
She says two years meetin' people is exciting
Then she tells her life story as I sit in the back
I crack a window deep breath
I'm tryin' not to yack
I know everything about her now
I know her momma married Bob
When her daddy left town
Her stepsister is a cunt
Brother's on the spectrum
Had a kinky ex boyfriend used to let her peg him
She does door dash and Uber eats
During the day
Then it's off to night school tryna graduate
She's spiritual
But mostly puts her faith in the stars
She said I knew you were a Scorpio
Before you got in my car
She gave me a ride she wants to come inside
She gave me a ride now wants to come inside
And so I'll give her a ride and I'll cum inside
I give her a ride and then I cum inside
I gave her a ride, I came inside
Now I'm laying in the bed
Wonderin' if I call her an Uber
Will she take herself home, tonight
She wants the tip, I gave her the tip
'Cus I keep that mother fuckin' thing on me dog
And as she's leaving we both say
Thanks for the ride
Jinx double jinx pinch poke you owe me a coke
And that's the last words we ever spoke
Credits
Writer(s): Justin Newport
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