Grumpy Ole Bollywood

(INTRO)
Airplane mode pe phone
Mai karta take off jaise migo teesra
Nakli inke jewels
I am the Goku for these freezers
And I am Nobu in eating rappers
Kachhe launde inka bhaw kyu zyada
Swaad mai bhajaiya paw bhi na yeh
Marketing paise karche bas yeh baap ka
Kuch zaika nhi kaam mai
Prachan dete bina gyan ke
Rap ke ramdev & I slap hardest
Jab bhi flows ki switch karta
Hun mai thodi lanes
Toh peetun dax se artist

Mai chakkan modeya te bhaar
Na muh modan mai
Ve karan haq di kamai
Na ve tolan mai
Ve mera vakhra andaaz
Mattha chalda chivas
Teri fukri mundeer aakhe bhola mai

Kehndi mainu likhda ve geet kive das
Karna compete ya ve race tere tak
Mai ve pauni puri att
Mai na karda ve shaq
Na koi ae muqabla
Ae game mere tak

Leede with a tick sign
Vairi paunde fike rhyme
Na ve kaafile di lod
Kala jatt kare shine
Meri aadatan kharab
Puthe tangte nawab
Killi patt ke patandara di vajde ve saaz
I go oldschool nava
Nai ve jameya nyana
Ni vairi kande vichande
Te mai utto langi java ni
Vakh meri appeal kara self flex aaj
Kamauni aukhi ithe dove izzat te kharaa vi

Gentlemen mere agaye ne saare
Be ready for them bitch slaps
Uh-oh pant jo dheeli vo geeli bhi hogi
Just sit back,Feeble tu
Eshan di beat ch karu main
Bootstrap Boostrap,rap attack
'LACITCAT'

What a wow, ghire hum whiners se
Fukrey jo lagte
Wus that flow? Jo similar lagey nai kyunki tarashe yeh
TACTICAL throw jo ghusegi tere me
Bina kisi lube ke
Raw as fuck thook pe

Tere raps stinks of trash
Tenu chaida si cologne
Tu clone tu clown
Tu belong karda nicklodeon pe
As a matter of fact
Mere cheeteh sare bhooke si
'No one se known one' ki boarding pe
Yeh munde saare aane waale time ch
Karangey scene blow
Sarfirey londe ye 300 sparta
Jese 'Weak hoe' tussi bade bleak ho
Bachogey kese selaab se?
Biitch niklo, Isse pehle unleash ho

Neend khoke nibbo ki neev tod ke
Aya me khaane ko scene bo ke
The prophet saath jab mere to beat roz hi
"Deep throat" de "meet bros" se
Mere we shady like Detroit se
Gentlemen wale west speed se tez
You keep crawling

Spreading like the "tick" fever on the mic
It's a mic "check"
Me khoob bruise dun rhymes through
Jab thook du rakh ice pack
Issac ki tarah
Gurutvaakarshan bal in my pen
I'm so "big" skill wise you're tiny
Your "time's up" I'm "Titan"

Ab vijay meri maal leya (mallya)
You ain't got any skills to cash
Bin lade (bin laden) I gotta throw some
Rappers(wrappers) and a "plane to crash"
Through buildings who are twining
You should quit it for the sake of rap
All about the "beef"
My "shares" will put you through
High "Stakes"(steak) on that

Universe se aage "time" me kaatu "GST"
(tax and gulf standard time)
Service of delivering my bars is good
I am TNT
Blowing brains I'm "dropping shit regularly"
Like "chia seeds"
Turning the "tables" and "eating beats"
Like it's "TLC"
Karma... penalty death ki fanda
Ye bars kre "laal" tujhe "sun bath"
Na padega farak ki kad Kaa-
-Thi choti ya badi me dardnaak
Maut du tujhe me "adnaan"(sami)"
Hun "bhardu jholi" with words laakh
Me dhwast aaj kru like
Bruce (lee) with nun chucks

I stay in the limit
And head of a critique
If I lived in era the time when
Indians worked for couple of british
We would've been given the country
A lil bit soon in better condition
'Cause I ain't never even leavin' the building
Or losin the battle. You start I finish
My head is suffering from a devil invasion
I have my permission to kill 'em like
An animal killin an animal chillin
A chemical's kicking my head is being driven
It's hell of an evening
I think tonight's the night when I wasn't
Ready to listen,Yeah!
The last I wasted anytime is
When I was gettin drunk and by mistake
I poured some alcohol upon my watch
And gave the hell of a time to hands of time
With scotch upon the rocks
I only let the vocals have my back
And no one else 'cause
Man is hope and hope is death

I'm molly to Cardi
Givin' her proper sex
I'm off the set like me goes
Exploded Quavo, took off his dentures
Jab log bolen kaun hai best ya competition beheke geet aur baaton me
Honestly, Me aur Hyke are screaming
"Aye Aye Captain"
Controlling hamara erection
Crashing a feminist congregation
That is just for the bomb sex aur
Nashe me "Compton" cassette ke
We crossing the dresses
Killing the pets and the press
And drew dicks on their dresses
Get back-handed slap
With my right hand on your left cheek
Maayi ki kasam ki mic ke Saddam ki ni
Chahega pet peeve
So offended hoke don't make me
Go off the deep end
Brush off karun discography
Wire brush daalke deep end me
Cemented premises lamenting ke
Tere fenugreek aur
Fail assist karne me flavour buds ko mere
Rehne de tu
Cashew nut jaise yeh mehnat ke fal hain par
Mehnat ni hai
Maniacal chabne me mandibles ke niche
Inko main bas
Har ek ko jaad se thook ke nikalne ki
Phasa ke udti laar me
Yeh uvula pe tange
Chhatpata-te बाट dekhen kab hounga slip
Aur yeh phaanden
Jeebh ke paar par raepta khaake
They all return to the oesophagus
I ain't gotta crush 'em
In sab ke liye kaafi hai mera to epiglott-I-S

Akal ke naam pe ye rakha karte jaad bs
Jab chadu beat pe khadkaadu mai siyasat
Mai Sacha jooth bolu jaise tv aaj tak
Par vastav mei matter khatam
Jab chale marshal

Ye ladke e-lafde se inko real maane kyu
Inki soch aage bade lagne lagte molecules
Ye bandi paane ko lage phono pe i assume
Dikhta khaali kachra jab ki
Inki maine eyes zoom

They don't fuck with me jaise hai yeh virgin
Inke astitv pe lagte khaali prashn chinn
Sabit karne ko mujhe dedoge 10 minute
Main mere bol se killi paadu beech ki main ashwin, Yeah!

Dikkatein jheli hai bhot si
Mujhe hai khauf ni teri ye maulvi
Daadhi pakad ke zameen se lagadu
Taaki mai dekh lu jaw ko dropping
Mujhe bas op-inion sabke
Sunne karunga tab bhi khud ka
Niglu tera poora dhadh
Par pehle thodhi neeche maaru mukka

The only best wave you give
Is when you say "GOOD BYE"
Tum retarded laundo khaatir
Rakha maine ek upaay
Genital dikha ke mere I'll make you
Meet your ride
Boys ne bomb
Ab gentlemen giraayege meteoroid

Karte aake bowdown
Jaise main hun peer baba
Muh me ram, Haath me blade
Beat cheer aata
Suryavansham dekhi ab
Ghar ki na kheer khata
Ye mujhse jal te hain
Flow tabhi neer lata
32 min bhi na rukte ye 64 pe
Sar ye patak te, baba aake chaukhat pe
Kuber bik raha dukaano me 10 ka
Aur launde ye firbhi saale
Marte hain daulat pe
Reference game strong
Jaise mai hu Kaalidas
Hota mai tansen to
Pakka hoti baarish aaj
Hojayega choke giraunga
Tujhpe falish aaj
Marne ke baad hoga famous
Saale, Danish zahen

Har kadam pe ladke chal tu leke sath
Ulta bole fir chhote sidhaa laathi charge
Hath-paer jab tak jode ni saamne wala
Hum saare bhai den
Chaante, ghuse, laaten chaar
Baaz si nazar hai, cheete si chaal
Dushman hain gidad apne saare
Hoga jungle pe raaj
De chuke 10 saal
Chahe lange 10 saal
Gentlemen's Club aur Apex
Sab chheenega taaj
(Outro)