Agony Aunt

Teri internet pe baji bhasad
Uspe tujhe ab karna hai rant?
Tu khareed ke laya Gucci belt
Par phene ke liye purani pants?
Vese poora loser tu
Tab bhi shoshabaazi karni
Kyunki karna kuch grand?
Fir aap sahi jagah pe aaye hain
Nice to meet you, myself agony aunt
Kya teri bandi tujhe normie bole jabki bro
Tujhe bann na hai dank?
Kya tu sadkon handta bhari dopheri me?
Fir karwana de-tan?
Teri har taqleef ka marham hai
Mere pe duniya bhar ka time
Aake fatt se bolja kaan me dikkat teri
To your agony aunt
Let's be frank, I am aware
Ke mene bola 'A-AN-T' ko 'AUNT'
Mujhe laga same hi hai
Vo bolte na 'C-aan-t' ko 'Can't'
Jaise 'saanp' ko 'fraand'
न ग ल (not gonna lie)
Flow baje crazy
Buckle up, but, what's it like
Jind teri leri
Naek kaam mein kabhi karu na main deri
I'm all ears bol kya hai dikkat teri

Bhai, tera stuff legendary
Bas kya bolun heavy jaise henry
Mark the words karun to
Sach baat yeh personally hurt
Collab ke calls ab hai ni cause
All of these motherfuckers
Just want me to either
Dive off bade highboard se,
Style tech N9ne se main leka jaun kai po che
Karke bantai bum pe, hatt

Alright my complaints my friend
Lets say don't end
Apparently my nation can't
Relate to language
Maybe same 8-10 of
Shady's fans percentage
Who may we pull into bein'
The fans of HYKE
Lemme say in advance, signature, handprint
Statement of sayin' they ain't be payin' me
Grand to pay me cents to make me
Man in place I stay to pay the rent
This paper pen don't pay me man

Dikkatein meri ye sir dard de daily
Jab triggered main scary don't piss
Main friendly na di-ss fek deadly main dunga
Don't screw up, Main mister slim shady
I'll fininsh you care-er
Ye vo bnde sabhi bole
Same flow ki ek dor pe dete gaane with no skills
Bars nonsense tatte pade short
But bolenge we balling I'm yawning

Na photo pe likes na hype
Na wife na bride na guide
Na pride na height na light
Na sprite na sight na right
Na bike na layik na mic
Na side na tide na future hai bright
Lage hai lode approxi-mately bhai
Aai shapath dikkat bahut hai bhai

Teri internet pe baji bhasad
Uspe tujhe ab karna hai rant?
Tu khareed ke laya Gucci belt
Par phene ke liye purani pants?
Vese poora loser tu
Tab bhi shoshabaazi karni
Kyunki karna kuch grand?
Fir aap sahi jagah pe aaye hain
Nice to meet you, myself agony aunt
Kya teri bandi tujhe normie bole jabki bro
Tujhe bann na hai dank?
Kya tu sadkon handta bhari dopheri me?
Fir karwana de-tan?
Teri har taqleef ka marham hai
Mere pe duniya bhar ka time
Aake fatt se bolja kaan me dikkat teri
To your agony aunt
Let's be frank,
Tu har baat ka batangad banata sansani
Status pe memes lagata unfunny
GC ke flows to chod
Rants tak hai Uncanny
न ग ल (not gonna lie)
Flow baje crazy
Buckle up, but, what's it like
Jind teri leri
Naek kaam mein kabhi karu na main deri
I'm all ears
Bol kya hai dikkat teri?

Re gin ke main rakhta yu
Baar baar bolu main dikkat meri
Dhundun koi jinn ya chirag
Karun phir wish meri puri
Karta qatal ki me baaten
Raate kaali bani
Jab likhta me office se aake
Neend bhari aankhen
Neev bharu taaki
Pakad pakad jaise
Ninja maare gire laashe

Main chahata nhi usko par uski
Twacha hai jagadeti janwar
Woh cuddly hokke baithi comfy
Par mera hilagyi saansad
Uski coochie hai deforested
Honestly rakhta main saaf yeh soldier
Oh shit, batuve me
Na padde hain soldier ke kapde
Ghar hi bhool aya main condom
(abbe yarrrrrr)