Store Detective (+DGF)

Eight dollars ain't enough for a cold shower
But you might tempt me with Hercule Poirot
Give the pregnant woman a wedgie, Mr. Bean's sister
Satisfied the stringent demands for her very own green card
She chose to abuse it, not to use it, until, the time, until the time
Truth is stranger than, stronger than more relevant than religion

The lord reveals himself, the lord reveals himself

Dan's fish finger surprise has come along way
Since he got his pound of flesh from that Bob guy
He's laundering mackeral now, a demanding work ethic
Making a packet come good Friday
Can he sustain it, can bob attain it before restoration
Rectifies, rejuvenates, testifies to the longevity of pizza

The lord reveals himself, the lord reveals himself
The lord reveals himself in suspicious ways on mysterious days
And the man beside the counter, he's actually the store detective
No he's not your long lost saviour



Credits
Writer(s): Karl Larsen
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link