Better You Than Me
Better you than me
Better you than me
As you can plainly see
The bourgeoisie agree
Better you than me
We're at our apogee
I'm taller than a tree
Thick as a manatee
So it's better you than me
I heard of a man who bought a slot machine
With the cash that he stole from God
When it came time for him to cash in his chips
He was broiled like a cod
Better you than me
Better you than me
Here in The Baltic Sea
Let's join in this chanty
Better you than me
Sting like a bumblebee
A bored retiree
Banging on a tympani
So it's better you than me
I once saw a man drive in reverse
Downhill on Lombard Street in San Francisco
He ended up disrupting the New Year's Day Parade
When they stuffed his breaks with Crisco
Better you than me
Better you than me
We're out of Genesee
We gave it all to charity
Better you than me
In all actuality
Without hyperbole
At The Silver Jubilee
Bring a skeleton key
And an honorary degree
From a known university
And hepatitis-b
Such idiosyncrasy
Better you than me
Better you than me
As you can plainly see
The bourgeoisie agree
Better you than me
We're at our apogee
I'm taller than a tree
Thick as a manatee
So it's better you than me
I heard of a man who bought a slot machine
With the cash that he stole from God
When it came time for him to cash in his chips
He was broiled like a cod
Better you than me
Better you than me
Here in The Baltic Sea
Let's join in this chanty
Better you than me
Sting like a bumblebee
A bored retiree
Banging on a tympani
So it's better you than me
I once saw a man drive in reverse
Downhill on Lombard Street in San Francisco
He ended up disrupting the New Year's Day Parade
When they stuffed his breaks with Crisco
Better you than me
Better you than me
We're out of Genesee
We gave it all to charity
Better you than me
In all actuality
Without hyperbole
At The Silver Jubilee
Bring a skeleton key
And an honorary degree
From a known university
And hepatitis-b
Such idiosyncrasy
Better you than me
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Writer(s): Guy Benoit
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