Alissa's Song

Twins Huh
Yeah yeah... hooked up with both of them
That sounds just like your last story
Your phone's ringing man
That's Josh like I'm gonna answer that
Ay what you doing for Valentine's day man
Oh dude I was gonna make a song for my girlfriend man
Oh that's cool I got the perfect idea man
You do like a Backstreet Boys type thing
Owww Alissa, I can't live without you Oh oh yeah
I'm not feeling that man
Oh what
Nah man I hate the backstreet boys man
Oh what alright alright
Okay well you do like a Jack Johnson type thing
Alissa oh yeah, dah dah dah, dah dah dah
You know what I'm talking about
I'm really not looking for that sort of thing
I don't wanna make a corny song
Oh what
Okay dude you do an acapella
You be like ohhh Alissa, dah doo doo doo dah
You know what I'm talking about
She's on the god damn acapella team
She's not gonna go for that
Aw, oh wait dude you know what forget it
If you're just gonna
No wait sorry man
This is a waste of my time
I'm gonna go talk to that chick over there
No wait they were great
Chad
Victoria
Hey Chad I haven't seen you in like so long
Yeah I figured that
What are you doing heard it was his twin sister
I'll see ya later man

The song will start with a boom-boom boogity bop boom boom boom
And a solo acoustic shot of me playing in a room
With a close-up when I say I wrote it for you
Until the director says cut and take five for the crew

I'll talk about stars and hearts and smells
And your body's a wonderland
Running to you in slow motion
On the beach over sand

But I could not make that song because it was corny and wrong
So diagram it

A I tried to write a song for you
L listen you gotta believe it's true cause
I tried for hours and hours and hours and hours but
S sorry it turned out generic as flowers
S sometimes it's hard to write when that's the subject so
A another time I apologize I am retarded

You've got to know it's hard so I'll just go buy you a card
You know you've got to know it's hard so I'll just go buy you a card
She's got to know it's hard so I'll just go buy her a card
And I did not write you a song because it was tacky and wrong

I was gonna write a song but the whole thing was gone from the get-go
All the words sounded corny like my friends warned me they would
She was supposed to have a song where I said purse and chick and thing
Alissa I'd write it and record it if I could

How can I make a song not too short or long for Alissa
How can I make sure she likes all the words
Cause I don't want anyone to tease me or the words to be to cheesy
Alissa

And whet if the whole thing just sounds absurd
And whet if the whole thing just sounds absurd
And whet if the whole thing just sounds absurd