Pickup Truck Philosopher
You know I've never been no good with words
Tried my voice but nobody heard
That's all changed I'm so proud to say
'Cause I've got Calvin pissing on what's anti-USA
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
Be true to yourself Mama always said
And she hate more than the Devil all these green dope-heads
How proud she'd be riding by my side
Calvin pissing on your hybrid as my diesel blows on by
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
Listen up you hippies you ain't got no stance
With your communist agenda and your "give peace a chance"
What would Jesus do you bet I know it well
He'd have Calvin pissing on all y'all in Hell
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
The good book has always been my friend
And the General Lee always wins in the end
So I'll bide my time just waiting for that day
When there's nothing left for Calvin to piss on in the USA
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
Tried my voice but nobody heard
That's all changed I'm so proud to say
'Cause I've got Calvin pissing on what's anti-USA
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
Be true to yourself Mama always said
And she hate more than the Devil all these green dope-heads
How proud she'd be riding by my side
Calvin pissing on your hybrid as my diesel blows on by
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
Listen up you hippies you ain't got no stance
With your communist agenda and your "give peace a chance"
What would Jesus do you bet I know it well
He'd have Calvin pissing on all y'all in Hell
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
The good book has always been my friend
And the General Lee always wins in the end
So I'll bide my time just waiting for that day
When there's nothing left for Calvin to piss on in the USA
I've got Calvin pissing on everything you love
From Evolution and gun control to your lack of faith in what's above
Big government and wolves and choices not yours you see
Me and Calvin and my pickup truck philosophy
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Writer(s): Christopher Michael Mcconnell
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