Medieval Rhymes
Yo what up y'all it's Bard Bartholomew here with The Foil Line on the lute
Straight outta Constantinople
Free my knights, let's go
Oy-ye
As we hitch up our wagons and we wave to Bilbo Baggins
And we hear some knights bragging sayin' they slayed some lame dragons
We praise our king cause he got real bling
I juked out this enemy and he pulled his hamstring
This is what happens in medieval times
Now let's say cheers as we raise our wine
In the morning people go hunt for some swine
All we hear are warriors shout their war cries
While people at the tavern eat lots of pie
We be buildin' castles 'fore the king dies
When he is praised
The king never likes his donuts glazed
If we do it wrong, we shall be slayed
We played a real game of D&Da
We eat lots of meat
But without mayonnaise
When we beat our enemies
We will slice them with our blades
Our wheels are neat
Even bigger than thee
And our catapults will fire
In our heavy chain attire
Our toilets may be crummy
But we still got some dope coin money
We fight trolls that are really grumpy
We beat up our enemies till they're bumpy
We sue people copper, gold, and silver
If they don't pay up, we will take their liver
We mount horses going into battle
We attack our enemies while they're raising cattle
They think they can run when we tackle-tackle
We do not stop till we hear them cackle-cackle
We shoot flaming arrows at their army
We think they look like some medieval Barbies
We celebrate our win with some good barley
We eat lots of meat, that's why we like Arby's
This is in the medieval times
When thee'd get slayed for a big-big crime
There is no time to complain or whine
When thee art in
Medieval times
Platinum
Straight outta Constantinople
Free my knights, let's go
Oy-ye
As we hitch up our wagons and we wave to Bilbo Baggins
And we hear some knights bragging sayin' they slayed some lame dragons
We praise our king cause he got real bling
I juked out this enemy and he pulled his hamstring
This is what happens in medieval times
Now let's say cheers as we raise our wine
In the morning people go hunt for some swine
All we hear are warriors shout their war cries
While people at the tavern eat lots of pie
We be buildin' castles 'fore the king dies
When he is praised
The king never likes his donuts glazed
If we do it wrong, we shall be slayed
We played a real game of D&Da
We eat lots of meat
But without mayonnaise
When we beat our enemies
We will slice them with our blades
Our wheels are neat
Even bigger than thee
And our catapults will fire
In our heavy chain attire
Our toilets may be crummy
But we still got some dope coin money
We fight trolls that are really grumpy
We beat up our enemies till they're bumpy
We sue people copper, gold, and silver
If they don't pay up, we will take their liver
We mount horses going into battle
We attack our enemies while they're raising cattle
They think they can run when we tackle-tackle
We do not stop till we hear them cackle-cackle
We shoot flaming arrows at their army
We think they look like some medieval Barbies
We celebrate our win with some good barley
We eat lots of meat, that's why we like Arby's
This is in the medieval times
When thee'd get slayed for a big-big crime
There is no time to complain or whine
When thee art in
Medieval times
Platinum
Credits
Writer(s): Bard Bartholomew
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