Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Mysterious clam-like organisms
Have been seen roaming these areas
And they are reproducing at an alarming rate
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
If you would like to not be
Deleted by the clam zombies
Be sure to carry around
A dead clamshell with you at all times
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
The pheromones in the clamshell
Will force the zombies to steer clear of you
And your home
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Ensuring your non-deletion
Share this with your friends to ensure their non-deletion as well
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
The pheromones in the clamshell
Will force the zombies to steer clear of you
And your home
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Clamious
Mysterious clam-like organisms
Have been seen roaming these areas
And they are reproducing at an alarming rate
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
If you would like to not be
Deleted by the clam zombies
Be sure to carry around
A dead clamshell with you at all times
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
The pheromones in the clamshell
Will force the zombies to steer clear of you
And your home
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Ensuring your non-deletion
Share this with your friends to ensure their non-deletion as well
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
The pheromones in the clamshell
Will force the zombies to steer clear of you
And your home
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Beware the Clam Apocalypse
Clamious
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Writer(s): Cole Rommelfanger
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