Crackers and Cheese

Inventor is a northern man
Likes his cheese and he likes to plan
Then one night to his surprise
There's no cheese before his eyes
Decides to go to the moon (it's made of cheese!)
Builds a rocket from night til noon
With his hyperintelligent dog
The rocket ain't so much of a slog

Crackers and cheese
Plastercine head and Plastercine knees
National heroes
Plastercine tail and Plastercine toes

Land on the moon, taste the stuff
But it's just not enough
Put a coin in robot, doesn't work
Later comes to life, it's a jerk
Nearly hits Wallace, but money is gone
Now the heroes are gonna be gone
Robot's attack starts the rocket off
Left with skis, happy enough

Crackers and cheese
Plastercine head and Plastercine knees
National heroes
Plastercine tail and Plastercine toes



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