Socrates

My shit has spots in it
My shit has spots in it

Socrates once said
Suck my dick
But when he said that
No one knew what he meant
So he started writing down
Phrases that he could slip
When he couldn't use a
Punch or a kick
The next day wow a nigga
Was tired
His job just called, they said
He was fired
He was filled with rage but
He knew what to do
He said my name is Socrates
And I say fuck you

My shit has spots in it
My shit has spots in it

Socrates was once getting
Nagged by his mom
All he wanted to do
Was play Pokemon (Go)
So he created the entire
Apple company from scratch
To get his mother off his back
She wasn't done she wanted more
So he exposed his mother for child porn
And she went to jail for the cardinal sin
And he caught his favorite Pokemon, Gulpin

Ayo wait why was Blondie kind of hot though
Like how did Dagwood score that fine piece of ass man
My shit has spots in it
My shit has spots in it

Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
My shit has spots in it
Yeah Blondie kinda hot
Blondie kinda hot
Wanna take off her shirt
Wanna take off her shirt
Wanna pull down her skirt
Wanna pull down her skirt
Yeah yeah
My shit has spots in it

Everything I've said
in this song is a lie
Socrates was not this kind of guy
He was a philosopher in the olden
Days spitting philosophy in people's face
The lesson here is learn history
While it may not seem important to you
Or me
We're repeating history everyday
So be an informed person in this day in age
Yeah

My shit has spots in it
My shit has spots in it



Credits
Writer(s): Kade Jones
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