Cool Skater Boy

I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks

It was a sunny day I was
On my board
I was doing my thing until
I saw this girl
She had long hair in the
Wind it swayed
So I turned around and
I headed her way
I was rolling
Didn't see where I was going
Hit a rock fell off my board and
Hit the concrete ouch man
She saw the whole thing and
She gave a laugh
I quickly check myself to see
If there was a gash
When I saw there was none
I said yo I'm fine this happens
To me a lot of the time

I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks

I got up from my board
And was able to walk
After she stopped laughing
We began to talk
We exchanged our names
Her name was Jen and I
Could tell that we would
Make good friends
It was at then that she
Pulled out her juul
From the way she dressed
She looked really cool
And then she pulled out her
Skateboard yeah she had one
Too and said Yo you skate
Like trash I'm way better than you
And I said no you're not I'm the
Best there is
And she said lets have a race to
See who wins
The first one to the bridge is the
Better skater and then she started
Without me and said see you later
Hater

I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks

Skated my hardest
Oh yeah I tried
But there was no way that
I was winning this time
She had great skills and
She was fast
She came in first and I
Came in last
But this is how the story
Ends a cool skater boy
With his new cool skater friend

I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks
Yuh I do kick flips
And then I take shits
I'm a cool skater boy
Doing cool tricks