Eat My Banana

When I wake up
In the morning
My banana is the first thing in my hand
Sometimes it's hard
To put it down
But there's one thing that you need to understand
It is the longest
You've ever seen
And I just know that you're gonna want some, too
If you ask nicely
I'll let you touch it
Before you know it my banana is inside you

Eat my banana, please
Come on, baby, don't be a tease
I'm gonna give you the whole thing
It's better than a diamond ring
Look in my eyes, I'm not lying

Tell me you like it
Is it the best thing
That you have had inside your mouth all day
'Cause my banana
It is so tasty
Make sure you swallow every bit, yeah, that's the way
What do you mean
You've had one bigger
You're saying my banana isn't the best you've had
Who is this jerk?
I need to punch him
Wait a minute, what? You had one from my dad?

Eat my banana, baby
Do it girl, don't say maybe
Try not to have a panic attack
I can't believe you gave it back
You wanted a meal, I gave you a snack

Eat my banana now
Open up wide, I'll show you how
It'll fit in your mouth, it's not a problem
Be a good girl, you know you want some
Just like North Dakota Johnson