Jenkins is a Jerk
Sit back, I have a story to tell
My life is one big hell, it's not going well
You see, there's one jerk who's to blame
And Jenkins is his name, he's so goddamn lame
I think he's something like 63,
Or maybe he's 70, it's a mystery
So why does he collect so many toys?
Does he know they're made for boys, I must destroy!
Jenkins is such a jerk
Jenkins is a stupid jerk
His hair - it looks worse than a perm
How does it stay so firm? I bet he uses sperm
This guy, he hasn't had a date in years
He spends his nights in tears or drowning in beers
One day, he lost his stupid cat
He got another one like that, it's like a little rat
But then, maybe I'll change my tune
Because he'll be dead soon, maybe this afternoon
Jenkins is such a jerk
Jenkins is a stupid jerk
My life is one big hell, it's not going well
You see, there's one jerk who's to blame
And Jenkins is his name, he's so goddamn lame
I think he's something like 63,
Or maybe he's 70, it's a mystery
So why does he collect so many toys?
Does he know they're made for boys, I must destroy!
Jenkins is such a jerk
Jenkins is a stupid jerk
His hair - it looks worse than a perm
How does it stay so firm? I bet he uses sperm
This guy, he hasn't had a date in years
He spends his nights in tears or drowning in beers
One day, he lost his stupid cat
He got another one like that, it's like a little rat
But then, maybe I'll change my tune
Because he'll be dead soon, maybe this afternoon
Jenkins is such a jerk
Jenkins is a stupid jerk
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Writer(s): Dan Jensen
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