The Showstopper

The show stopper
Amateur panty dropper
It's a shame they couldn't fit me in a locker
Cause my shoulders too broad
I'll torture you with my songs
Use my fingers to flip the burgers because I broke the damn tongs
The blisters on my fingers
Make me cry out louder then some old church singers
I hate Big Bang theory so don't talk about Bazinga
Say prayers like cincy did when they lost their favorite gorilla
I piss with one leg up, I really need the style points
Bad lifting form, you gotta lotta of stress on your joints
You Better eat your wheaties
Cause I'll run so fast the camera won't even see me
Where did I go
I really wish I knew
Dancing with an Afro I feel like Corbin Bleu
Couldn't get the gum out so I just sold the shoes
Your scared of living cause your stuck watching the news
Get your own damn views
I'm not a shark but I smell blood in the water
Your a nice man, but I can't say the same about your daughter
Crafting these bars just like I am a pro potter
People salute me I guess my names sergeant slaughter
Go to war with about 3 nerf guns
Ran outta darts so I could do nothing but run
Steady income like paychecks from friends reruns
I hear a lot about blessings still have yet to see one
New found purpose like 02 Shawn Michael's
Hoping one day I'll learn if idols do become rivals
Some Things go together like Armstrong and his bicycle
And let's not forget me with the world title
While I celebrate I see that the confetti rains
It was always worth the fight, never quit from pain
Tears fall and they mix with the blood stains
But the heel turn is coming so just stay in your lane



Credits
Writer(s): Nicholas Fine
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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