Pseudo Semi Adult

Did you deserve all of this?
Like a slap after an unannounced kiss
I guess this took a hold of all of your brain
I don't think you were ever a kid
Or if you were, you just got dismissed and
Rode off like some pseudo-semi-adult

Raisin' your parents couldn't have been easy
But you had it all down
Before the bank stopped giving blue raspberry suckers away

You started to realize your dreams
Once you were through wasting your teens
You thought you'd have to grow up if you left home
Mom was sad, but dad didn't mind
He said you were just a waste of his time
But it turns out that you were already grown

Raisin' your parents couldn't have been easy, but you had it all down
Before the bank stopped giving blue raspberry suckers away

Now you're on your own with a kid
And his daddy don't care about him
You say you know exactly how that feels
Now your dreams are no more than that
And you look like you could use a nap
It feels like God may have struck some sort of deal

Raisin' a baby all alone, can't be easy
But you had it all down
Before the bank stopped giving blue raspberry suckers away