Moose Knuckles on the Dancefloor

He can do the twist, he can jitterbug
He can swing all night, he can cut a rug
His libido's high and his age advanced
He's sixty-five, but man he can dance
He can shake a leg, he can bust a move
Wear the ladies out, when he's in the groove
His boots have zippers and his collar's wide
So just let him lead and enjoy the ride
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, robbin' the cradle she's 21
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, look at that junk it's second-to-none
He can bump and grind, he can disco too
In a dance off man, he'll embarrass you
He can do the hustle and even the worm
Not a move in the world that he can't learn
When he goes old-school and does the swim
It tempts the ladies to leave with him
But here's a warning in advance
He's smuggling plumbs down in his pants
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, robbin' the cradle she's 21
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, look at that junk it's second-to-none
Well it's Friday night and I'm out on a date
I turn my back and mooseknuckles invades
You could see her eyes bulge out of her head
It won't be long 'fore she's in his bed
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, robbin' the cradle she's 21
Mooseknuckles on the dancefloor, look at that junk it's second-to-none