The Granimal
Listen up good as he sets the scene
I'll spell it out plain with no innuendo
The Granimal will bend ya end-over-end yo
Not a lotta time that he gonna spend though
Get down to business right from the get go
Build up quickly to a crescendo
Like the videos when the Coke meets the Mentos
Well this whole damn song is so hardcore
Ya need a big E label from Tipper Gore
Makes the other guys look like debutants
He been described as a cock savant
He'll pound that snare and crush that kick
Like a tootsie pop you can give it a lick
He keeps the beat whether slow or fast
In a fuck race yeah he'd finish last
All the ladies in the house can you handle Dutch, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Jibs, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Kev, say yeah
But ya never gonna handle the Granimal
He's so god damn much manlier
All the ladies in the house gonna need a mop
Like Maxwell House he's good to the last drop
He got mad skills you can take your pick
If the rumors are true he got a kung fu grip
If you ask real nice you can come back stage
But we're checkin ID's you gotta be of age
He likes the crash and loves the ride
Lyin' when he says he won't come inside
But if you don't want to boink on the first date
He'll head home early to masturbate
All the ladies in the house can you handle Dutch, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Jibs, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Kev, say yeah
But ya never gonna handle the Granimal
He's so god damn much manlier
All the ladies in the house gonna need a mop
Like Maxwell House he's good to the last drop
Oh, yeah... that's right, ladies, you heard us right
We're singing about the Granimal
And just like Maxwell House coffee
He's good to the last drop
If you remember those old Maxwell House commercials
You're definitely old as fuck and perfect for the Granimal
While The Piss Mints have not scientifically
Confirmed that the Granimal is
Truly good to the last drop, we have no reason to doubt
The word of our drummer, the Granimal
I'll spell it out plain with no innuendo
The Granimal will bend ya end-over-end yo
Not a lotta time that he gonna spend though
Get down to business right from the get go
Build up quickly to a crescendo
Like the videos when the Coke meets the Mentos
Well this whole damn song is so hardcore
Ya need a big E label from Tipper Gore
Makes the other guys look like debutants
He been described as a cock savant
He'll pound that snare and crush that kick
Like a tootsie pop you can give it a lick
He keeps the beat whether slow or fast
In a fuck race yeah he'd finish last
All the ladies in the house can you handle Dutch, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Jibs, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Kev, say yeah
But ya never gonna handle the Granimal
He's so god damn much manlier
All the ladies in the house gonna need a mop
Like Maxwell House he's good to the last drop
He got mad skills you can take your pick
If the rumors are true he got a kung fu grip
If you ask real nice you can come back stage
But we're checkin ID's you gotta be of age
He likes the crash and loves the ride
Lyin' when he says he won't come inside
But if you don't want to boink on the first date
He'll head home early to masturbate
All the ladies in the house can you handle Dutch, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Jibs, say yeah
All the ladies in the house can you handle Kev, say yeah
But ya never gonna handle the Granimal
He's so god damn much manlier
All the ladies in the house gonna need a mop
Like Maxwell House he's good to the last drop
Oh, yeah... that's right, ladies, you heard us right
We're singing about the Granimal
And just like Maxwell House coffee
He's good to the last drop
If you remember those old Maxwell House commercials
You're definitely old as fuck and perfect for the Granimal
While The Piss Mints have not scientifically
Confirmed that the Granimal is
Truly good to the last drop, we have no reason to doubt
The word of our drummer, the Granimal
Credits
Writer(s): Lance Brown-ochs
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