Rockstar Parody

I look like a homeless drunk hillbilly but somehow i am a rap star
I've got horribly bad gas and my BO could kill you it is so harsh
Messin' wit me pull you up to my teeth open up be prepared to barf
I could destroy you entire block by opening up both of my arms
Take a crap don't wipe my ass
I'm Startin sayin there's no way i'll use Scott
This song stink just like my toes
She ask me take a shower I'm like hell naw
All the dentists say
that i'll lose my chops fa sho if i don't cop floss
I live in a dumpster covered in flies found a dead rat in my mop top
I'm the most unlikely dude to ever make it in rap a young grody
Nice Jewish white boy obsessed with Minecraft look like Jesus but fat
I make racist white people feel comfortable with trap rap hundred
Bitches in my trailer say that I need a bath
They all brought me some Axe
Clothespin on my nose because Post Malone smellin like a stank fart
I ain't hard to do what 21 Savage do mumble and get a tat cross
Then steal Future's flow always puff on dro
and make raps about your garage
Savage got 12 car garage see that's all that it takes to be a rap star
Post you know you stankin' gotta fix that
You gotta wash yo feet man take damn bath
My eyes are watering from your ass crack
You look like a Walmart bargain bin Riff Raff
Let me just hit you please wit a spray of Febreeze then let me brush
Yo teeth you gonna get gun disease gotta fix those armpits all
You need it Speed Stick oh my God i can't breath 21 Savage dying
Post since it tis the season of giving
Santa gonna give what the world wants
I'll eliminate your stench
with my candy cane crotch and bod spray by S Clause
Now time to clean your mouth gums tough
And teeth open wide here comes the mouthwash
Last i must make you look unhomeless
By cutting your sleazy hait and beard off



Credits
Writer(s): Austin Richard Post, Carl Austin Rosen, Jo-vaughn Virginie, Louis Russell Bell, Olufunmibi Awoshiley, Shayaa Bin Abraham-joseph
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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