Hair Parody
I'm Sean Paul I was big back in 2003
(How'd you get on my phone?)
We used to date don't act like you do not know me
(What?)
So now in order to gain relevance with teens (yeah, he-e-ey)
I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing (yeah)
God no!
I call my squad
(Heyy!)
Girls we got a problem
(What?)
Has been Sean Paul
Is getting featured in
Our new hit pop song "Hair"
That can't be it's not fair no!
Check out his pics
Can't believe you dated
There's just one thing
To do now get wasted (uhh)
This is like a nighmare
Hey look there
I just saw Sean Paul out there
I'm sure it was him I swear
I don't see him anywhere
I hope they don't look down here
We're yet another generic pop group
Created and managed by Simon Cowell
My next cash cow
'Cause One Direction sucks now
But good pop groups always have five members
We're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony
Like 98 degrees
Was too NSYNC and Backstreet
Pizza's guy here!
Okay
Why did we order
This many pizzas?
Hey, it's Sean Paul!
Ew get out you geezer!
This song's ours get lost!
Let Sean da Paul be involved
Maybe if we
Give ourselves haircuts (uhh)
Sean Paul will not
Recognize us (uhh)
And he'll get out hair
I'll also cut down there
I've got to get in there
Get my hands on all the hair
And cover my head that's bare
So they'll think I am younger
Three of us look like perky teenagers
But I look like I'm at least 41 (uhh)
'Cause she's my mom
Shhh be quiet just act young!
Who are you?
I am the electrician
I'm here to fix the electricity
Ew it is Sean P
Jerk get out of our song please!
Yo-yo!
Leave us alone!
Why are you being such a hater?
You're trying to ruin our song!
No I'm in Jamaica
As you can see I'm in a tropical location
I'm definitely not just hiding in your kitchen
If someones trying to get in your house it's not me
Then who's the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen?
That in the final straw you freak stop with the stalking!
Don't lock the door I just want you hair 'cause I'm balding
We've got to call the cops on that weirdo
911?
This is an emergency!
We need help please
I am sending the police
What seems to be the problem ladies?
Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair
Make him disappear!
Where is he?
He's in there
(How'd you get on my phone?)
We used to date don't act like you do not know me
(What?)
So now in order to gain relevance with teens (yeah, he-e-ey)
I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing (yeah)
God no!
I call my squad
(Heyy!)
Girls we got a problem
(What?)
Has been Sean Paul
Is getting featured in
Our new hit pop song "Hair"
That can't be it's not fair no!
Check out his pics
Can't believe you dated
There's just one thing
To do now get wasted (uhh)
This is like a nighmare
Hey look there
I just saw Sean Paul out there
I'm sure it was him I swear
I don't see him anywhere
I hope they don't look down here
We're yet another generic pop group
Created and managed by Simon Cowell
My next cash cow
'Cause One Direction sucks now
But good pop groups always have five members
We're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony
Like 98 degrees
Was too NSYNC and Backstreet
Pizza's guy here!
Okay
Why did we order
This many pizzas?
Hey, it's Sean Paul!
Ew get out you geezer!
This song's ours get lost!
Let Sean da Paul be involved
Maybe if we
Give ourselves haircuts (uhh)
Sean Paul will not
Recognize us (uhh)
And he'll get out hair
I'll also cut down there
I've got to get in there
Get my hands on all the hair
And cover my head that's bare
So they'll think I am younger
Three of us look like perky teenagers
But I look like I'm at least 41 (uhh)
'Cause she's my mom
Shhh be quiet just act young!
Who are you?
I am the electrician
I'm here to fix the electricity
Ew it is Sean P
Jerk get out of our song please!
Yo-yo!
Leave us alone!
Why are you being such a hater?
You're trying to ruin our song!
No I'm in Jamaica
As you can see I'm in a tropical location
I'm definitely not just hiding in your kitchen
If someones trying to get in your house it's not me
Then who's the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen?
That in the final straw you freak stop with the stalking!
Don't lock the door I just want you hair 'cause I'm balding
We've got to call the cops on that weirdo
911?
This is an emergency!
We need help please
I am sending the police
What seems to be the problem ladies?
Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair
Make him disappear!
Where is he?
He's in there
Credits
Writer(s): Anita Bay, Camille Purcell, Edvard Forre Erfjord, Henrik Michelsen, Iain James, Sean Paul Henriques
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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