Sun-Lookin' Johnny

Sun-Lookin' Johnny was a little bit older than 10
Skippin' down the boardwalk
Livin' his life
Beginning to see the end
He was goin on 11
And he walked right in the candy shop
Hey

There stood Mr. Dean Trim
He was lookin kinda grim
With his brand new skin
He said
Hey there Johnny
Do you know what you came to do
Johnny looked like he was thinking then he asked
How many piece of candy can I buy
With this little gem

And with a little smile he revealed a
Tiny green army man
It looked a little like him
And Mr. Dean Trim said
Have you bust your head
I dont know anything 'bout a little green man
What I need's a little green president
Lookin' back as I check him

Sun-Lookin' Johnny went downtown and thought
Where can I eat
Gettin kinda hungry
Needing some sort of bite
Maybe some shrimp

So he crossed the street and took a left
And then a right
And found himself lost
It was a rough part of town

But he found a restaurant
That had good fried shrimp
It was known for only serving mean people and their wives
But they let our Johnny in
And he was well fed
Then came time to pay
And Johnny emptied out his pocket

And with a little smile he revealed a
Tiny green army man
It looked a little like him
And Mr. Waiter said
Have you bust your head
I dont know anything 'bout a little green man
What I need's a little green president
Lookin' back as I check him