The Unscrupulous Feller

You look bad
You smell worse
You're the meanest damn bastard in this universe
I hate you
You know that
If you ever do a good thing I'll eat my hat

Maybe some will listen
But I will never fall for lies you spew
The devil beats his wife
But even he don't beat her quite as hard as you

You're nasty
You're lazy
You've smoked yourself so dumb that
You're always hazy
You're ugly
You know that
Before I'd kiss you I'd kiss a damn rat

Maybe some will listen
But I will never fall for lies you spew
The devil beats his wife
But even he don't beat her quite as hard as you

You're awful
You're vile
I hope you don't come near me for a good long while
You're stupid
You know that
You're not protecting much if you wear a hard hat

Maybe some will listen
But I will never fall for lies you spew
The devil beats his wife
But even he don't beat her quite as hard as you



Credits
Writer(s): Peter Wiseman
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