Hilarity Hangs

And if you find a reason to agree
It isn't mine
Well, I guess it depends on the time of day
And while digging in the dumpster, if you happen to find content
Name your price, I'll be dumb enough to pay

Now sleep is useless, I'd prefer a frigid cave
I just want some rest, so please go away
I don't want to hear it, what you have to say
And I won't have to when I finally wake

Ding

And if you locate some extra consistency
Look me up
I'll take it off your hands for less than free
Don't even try to show me scenes that didn't make the cut
So far I'm disgusted beyond belief

And if the hours lined up, my time would be much worse
Tomorrow brings the only things I don't have to rehearse
Start moving your legs fast
Leave it in the dirt
Last I heard, the table was upturned

Ding

So if you feel like owning a deluxe three seater couch
Well, my friend, you might just be in luck
And if you find my half eaten sandwich
Don't throw it out
I'll be around to eat it soon enough