Make Way for Grapefruit

You see that silly knob on the left
Flick it when you know you're gonna turn that humorous wheel
And you see that funny line that I stopped in front of
Before you
Yeah, that means I get to go first
Because I pulled up to that funny line first
No, don't go, I got to the line first
You piece of shit, I got here first

Yeah, it's three PM
But do you see the great sky
It's dark and dripping rain
I can't see your car if your headlights
Are not on
Turn them on so no one dies
Why do you want people to die

Why are you stopping
Oh, you're turning
Well, flip that silly knob, goddammit

And you see that hilarious circular light o'er yonder
Yeah, the green one
Well, if you see it fucking go
Fucking go
The green circular light's right there
Quit singing along to the smashing pumpkins
And stomp on the fucking gas pedal

Lastly
You see that little plastic card
The amusing one that's sitting in your Two-and-a-Half Men wallet
That is an oath you took
An oath you took to heart
An oath you took to heart to not drive without regard
It is a symbol of moral obligation
And you're not holding up your end
So get off the road and go home