Introduce Yourself

Good morning class
I'm your teacher, Mr. Smith
And welcome to your first day of sophomore year
Before we start class
I would like for everybody to
Tell me a little bit about themselves
Who wants to go first
Not everyone talk at once
You, in the back
Introduce yourself

Oh sorry
You kind of put me on the spot
I know it doesn't seem like it but that's a lot
Now my brain is acting like it is caught
So, what was the question

Oh, my name
My name is Stewart
I'm a bit of an introvert
I was invited to a party even though I cannot flirt
I prefer to stay at home and play video games
And eat pizza rolls from the microwave

Music also takes up a lot of time
I feel that it is my call
I love speaking in bad rhymes
Even though I cannot sing at all
And that's why I love autotune
I love autotune

Okay Stewart, thank you, who wants to go next
So, you were invited to Bryce's party too
I'm so stoked. I heard there's gonna girls there
Sounds cool and all, but I'm not gonna go
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