Ladies' Man

I look around and what do I see?
Things my eyes just cannot believe
Girls taste in guys is so obscene
So, if you would, let me set the scene

If you follow this list
You'll have all the girls at your fingertips
Here's how you become
A ladies' man

All the ladies want a man with nice hair
As in making it look like you don't care
Ramon noodle hair gets all of the chicks
Or a good old-fashioned mullet should do the trick
Girls love guys who wears a warm hoodie
They are relationship suited
Pair that with a pair of shorts that makes you look stupid
Then be tall and have a nice butt
And if you don't got that, then tough luck

If you follow this list
You'll have all the girls at your fingertips
Here's how you become
A ladies' man

Maybe if I put my personal cares aside
I should give this whole thing a try
They say that the limit is the sky
So why can't I become that guy?
I'll change my hair and change my clothes
Playing little kiddie games is no more
I'll be cold and hardcore
And win her back, I'll be sure

If you follow this list
You'll have all the girls at your fingertips
Here's how you become
A ladies' man

If you follow this list
You'll have all the girls at your fingertips
Here's how you become
A ladies' man

Who am I kidding? I can't do that
I'd look in the mirror and have a heart attack
I guess that I am out of luck
This whole thing, well it just sucks
I'll miss our second period talks
And the few times that you called
Plus hanging out at the mall
Also beating me at basketball
Even though you made me feel small
I do not regret it at all
Think back to when we first met
Cause that moment was perfect
That was the peak I suspect, it all went downhill from there

I have come to a realization
Maybe I fell not for the person
I fell for the idea and diversion
I am better off without you
I have come to a realization
Maybe I fell not for the person
I fell for the idea and diversion
I am better off without you



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Writer(s): Self Titled
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