She's with the Band

She's got nice hair
She's got nice teeth
She's got an orange artificial tan
She feels at home
On the backseat
Of a limo or a mattress in the van
She's the toast
From coast to coast
They tell me Steve Tyler was a fan

Well you can kiss my ass for a backstage pass
She's with the band

After the shows
Off she goes
She'll be waiting at the back stage door
She's along
For the last song
And the crowd are still shouting out for more
The crowd can shout
With her about
The band won't be playing an encore

Well you can kiss my ass for a backstage pass
She's with the band

Welcome aboard this tour bus
Fasten your seatbelt, feel at ease.
Emergency exits to left and right
Take advantage of our hostess if you please
In the unlikely event of emergency
Below the seat your lifejacket is stowed
Place over your head, pull to inflate
Insert the tube and blow.

She's got style
She'll queue a mile
Don't let a good chance go to waste
Security!
Let her in free
Our roadies are gentlemen of taste
Says she's a fan
O'one of the band
She's not sure if he plays banjo or a bass

Well you can kiss my ass for a backstage pass
She's with the band



Credits
Writer(s): Michael Pannell
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