Bye Bye

One yard wide, six foot four
Who's that man knocking on the door?
He's got a chain, he's got a stick
Says I've been messing with his chick

I can't fight a man who's six foot four
Call the neighbours, call the law
We need a plan, we need a gun
Open up the door let's make a run!

Farewell baby, I'm outta here, bye bye
So long baby, it's time to say bye bye

I swear honey, I didn't lie
She's just a dear old friend of mine
Listen now, I can explain
We cuddled up to avoid the rain

Don't throw the pan, put down the plate
I'm sure that we can get this straight
C'mon girl, don't be so mean
Please don't cause another scene.

Farewell baby, I'm outta here, bye bye
So long baby, it's time to say bye bye

Got too drunk, stayed up late
Her pa said 'She's too young to date!'
He's after me, this ain't no fun
An' I ain't got no place to run

Mafiosos, slicked back hair
Foreign accents, waiting there
They say I'll swim to pay my dues
Wearing only concrete shoes!

Farewell baby, I'm outta here, bye bye
So long baby, it's time to say bye bye