WTF Happened Last Night

Base my worth off the internet
I wear designer like I'm not in debt
I can't pay the rent
Not like I'm sleeping in my own bed

Six shots, but who's keeping score?
Chasing liquor like a fucking sport
It's a little bit blurry when it gets this early
I'll be comfy on the dirty concrete

I'll just lie here, die here
And try not to lose my fucking mind

I don't know what happened last night (last night)
I probably told you it was my last time
That I'd be a mess, forget my address
Stayed at the party when all my friends left

I don't know what happened last night (last night)
I probably told you it was my last time
That I'd lose my phone, I'd find my way home
Sharpie those famous last words on my gravestone

Now I'm wake-a-wake-a-waking up face down
Mouthful full of dirt, no solid ground
Spit out what I said
I would if I remembered it
But I don't, I know I should know better
I know, I know, I blame it on the weather
But it's nice outside
I still don't feel right
Can't get myself to go back inside

I don't know what happened last night (last night)
I probably told you it was my last time
That I'd be a mess, forget my address
Stayed at the party when all my friends left

I don't know what happened last night (last night)
I probably told you it was my last time
That I'd lose my phone, I'd find my way home
Sharpie those famous last words on my gravestone

Don't wanna come back to life
Watch my social suicide all over
All over (all over again)
Swimming in my slick sheets
What I would give to get some sleep
I guess it's for the best that I don't, oh

What the fuck happened last night?
Probably told you it was my last time
That I'll be a mess, forget my address
Stayed at the party when all my friends left

I don't know what happened last night (last night)
I probably told you it was my last time
That I'd lose my phone, I'd find my way home
Sharpie those famous last words on my gravestone

(What the fuck?)
(What the fuck happened last night?)
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What the fuck?
What the fuck happened last night?