The Last Match: A Pro-Wrestling Rock Musical - The Last Match: A Pro-Wrestling Rock Musical (feat. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment)

I'm Awesome (feat. Sylvana Joyce & the Moment & Matt Cardona)

Why would you ever take a 9-to-5
Punchin' clocks like some Jibroni
Why would you live your life like a wimp
Stringy arms like wet macaroni
Why would you waste your life as a dweeb
Sucking thumbs and peein' your pants
When a babe says hi, I walk on by
Unless she's got double-D implants

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who they paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking
And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Have you ever seen me do a DDT
Or Powerslam both woman and man
Got a letter from Saddam Hussein himself
He said he was my biggest fan
Name anybody
Gandhi, MLK, even Lincoln
Next to me they're lame
My controllers burn and turn red hot
When you play as me in my video game

Cause I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who they paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking
And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Why would you ever choose to be a goof?
Bucktoothed with your pocket protector
Ladies love the bad boys, I'm living proof
A certified booty inspector

I'm awesome, I'm fantastic
I'm everything that you wanna be
I'm perfect, made of muscle
I'm who you paid to see
I'm beautiful, I'm daunting
Guaranteed to be a good time
I got that swagger, I'm striking
And I don't gotta rhyme if I don't want to

Yeah, Swagger with the babes
Line 'em up, You're getting the Swag, yeah

Credits
Writer(s): C. Robert Smith, Jason Huza, Jeremiah James, Sylvana Joyce
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
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