Bloodsuckers

I've got spiders crawling on my legs at night
Fleas and bedbugs cover me with itchy bites
Everyone wants a piece of me
Well can't I just get one good night's sleep?
I couldn't take it one more second
So I drank three tall glasses of mosquito repellent

Bartender give me one more
I'll tell you when I've had enough
You know I can't drink alcohol
So give me the good stuff

A highball glass of DDT
Yeah that's the spirit for me
I'd take a shot of nitroglycerin
If it'd keep the bloodsuckers off of my skin

I've got vampires pounding on the glass each night
Nosferatu begging for a 'sclusive invite
Everyone wants a piece of me
Well can't I just get one good night's sleep
I couldn't take his awful moaning
So I drank three tall glasses of some garlic aioli

Bartender give me one more
I'll tell you when I've had enough
You know I can't drink alcohol
So give me the good stuff

Anything blessed by a priest
Yeah that's the spirit for me
I would confess all seven deadly sins
If it'd keep the bloodsuckers off of my skin



Credits
Writer(s): Nicholas Jay Strong
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