I Live in the Woods 2

I'm an old man
No dental plan
Do as I please
In my dungarees

I live in the woods you see
Every girl's fantasy
I wash in the lake
My trouser snake
I live in the woods

I'm a bit weird
Have a long beard
Wear an old hat
Stinks of dead rat

I live in the woods it's true
Collect my piss and poo
I eat my own skin
Sleep in a bin
I live in the woods

I live in the woods alone
My best friend is a bone
I'm dirty and rude
I'm often nude
I live in the woods



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Writer(s): Paul Kerton
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