Now You Know

You thought you knew me
Well, you better guess again
Now you know the whole story
Now you've heard it all, my friend
You know all my dirty secrets
Cause we spilled all the tea
There's nothing left to hide, baby
How you like the real me?

Yeah, the truth came out
We finally removed all doubt
If it's in a movie, it's gotta be true
Oh yeah!
If you never knew it before, you don't have to wonder anymore
Now you know
Now you know
Thought I oughta tell you so
I shoulda done it long ago
But now you know
Now, now you know

Yeah, that's how it all went down, bro
We proof checked every fact
If you still don't believe it
Well, no skin off my back
Just don't call me a liar
Cause shut up, you weren't there

This movie is now canon
Every word is true, I swear
We only changed one thing
I really did play Live Aid with Queen
And I blew 'em of the freakin' stage
That's right
If you never knew it before
You don't have to wonder anymore

Cause now you know
Now you know
Thought I oughta tell you so
I shoulda done it long ago
But now you know
Now, now you know

Aw, what a wild ride
How about that part where I died?
I was not expecting that
But I'm back, baby
Here to wreak my zombie apocalypse upon you all

Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (Now you know)
Now, now you know
You know it
And the union scale background singers sing
Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (Now)
Now, now you know (Now you know)

No fabrications, no exaggerations, it's the gospel truth
Now you know (No)
Now you know (Oow)
Now, now you know (Now, you)
Starting to feel like this song is slightly repetitive
Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (Now you know)
Now, now you know

Wow, fake out ending!
Now you know
Now you know
Now, now you know
Look at all these people in the credits
We had to pay 'em all
Now you know (Oooh)
Now you know (Ye, ye, ye, yee)
Now, now you know

O, hey, I remember him
Met him on the set, seemed like a really nice guy
Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (No, no, no, now you know)
Now, now you know
All these songs were in the movie you just watched
Including this one

Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (Now, now you know)
Bring 'em home now
Awwwwww, double fake out!
Now you know (Noo)
Now you know (Oow)
Now you know

This song just keeps goin' on and on and on and on and on
Now you know (Oooh)
Now you know (Oooh)
Now, now you know
Seriously, how many more credits can there be?
Now you know (Oooh)
Now you know (Ye, yee)
Now, now you know

This song is technically eligible for Oscar consideration
Now you know (No, no, now you know)
Now you know (Now you know)
Now you know (Now you know)
Know
Yeeeeeee