Roll up, the Canadian Border Patrol Song (Live)

We rolled up to the border
Well actually we rolled before
You were the most gorgeous officer I'd ever seen
And I wanted more

The first question that you asked me was
Well do you smoke pot?
And I knew you could smell it
So I said - no, I do not

And you said, come with me
Exit your car please
We need to verify
That you did not lie
And you looked into my bloodshot eye
As I continued to deny

You said it takes 3 minutes to search me
I said I'm searching for the words to tell you, you're sexy
You said this is a big deal
I said I sure hope so
Gettin' flirty with the Canadian border patrol. Eh?

It's like the best first date ever
You wanna know everything
I feel like you really see me
And not just through your X-ray machine

I don't wanna fail this test
Hope I don't end up bombin'
You said is anything sharp in here
And I said no - cuz I'm a musician

And you said no
Let's go -
Listen, I know
We're good at our jobs here
And I was like, woah -
'Cuz you pulled out a glove and some vaseline
And Im hopin' I know just what you mean

You said this won't hurt a bit
I said - grab my tit, please
You said one or two fingers?
I said - 'best come in threes'
I think we both crossed the line
And I'm losin' control
Gettin' dirty with the Canadian border patrol

When you let me go
I felt sad and relieved
I rolled across the border - yes, literally



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Writer(s): Evangeline Vournazos
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