H. Ross Perot

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

I make more money than God
But he gets way more babes
I've got three cars I've never seen
And each car phone has an answering machine
Never bothered to vote
Just bought the senate
It doesn't matter one third can't read
They'll see me on their TV screen

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot

I make more money than God
But he's got a better address
If I've got all this money
Why the hell am I living in Texas?
Some say I haven't got a heart - not true
Bought myself a heart of gold
To make myself more appealing to the common man
I'll drop the "H"

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's H. Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot

America - where any kid can grow up to be a billionaire
And buy the presidency
America - where every cop will treat you like a king
Rodney King
America - where "civil rights" isn't just a word
It's two words
America - where being president isn't just a job
It's a plaything for the obscenely rich

Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot
Let's hear it for the status quo, my name's Ross Perot
H. Ross Perot, you've just been inaugurated
President of the United States of America
Now what're you gonna do?
I'm buying Disneyland