The First Step - Live at The Bitter End, New York, NY

You could say I'm plastered 'cause I hit the wall
I lost count after 21 in the college crawl
I been a boozin' bastard, they're callin' me
Edward Forty-hands, can't touch anyone
With an enemy like me, who would need a friend?
Never mind, I'm drunk

Well we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too

Ooh yeah, I'm the reason they call them an "Irish Goodbye"
Ooh, and I hope I don't choke on my vomit tonight
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter'd be better
Than bitin' the bullet and betterin' myself, sorry if I slur
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I'll kill two birds with one stoner
So if you see me, please take my keys
I don't wanna be an organ donor yet

Well we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just drink that too
Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too

Well, I'm going down and I'm taking you with me, oh yeah
I'm bringing that water to that horse
So bring me the hair of the dog that bit me, yeah
So I can clone it and have a little more

Well, we've had enough power since the blackout started
For an EKG for the broken hearted
We had no higher power since that blackout started
Oh, defibrillator the broken hearted
I'd try to see the glass as half full
Even when I'm empty, half full
I'd try to see the glass as half full
But I'd probably just, whoa, yeah!
Glass half full, I would probably just drink that too!
I'd probably just drink that too