Menace to Society

Eat too much and you get fat
Why did no-one tell me that?
I just need a stranger to come and tell me what to do
If in carbs you cannot trust cos you say they're dangerous
And all chubby boys are bad
Just want a bod like your dad

Before you call me swine
And message me online
Maybe you should think
Does it affect you?

I am standing on the street
Off the kerb at least four feet
I'm smoking a cigarette
Otherwise I start to fret
It helps my anxiety
I know that it's killing me
If a Karen passes by and coughs loudly I'll reply

I think you saved my life
Will you be my wife?
Just answer me one thing
Does it affect you?
Does it affect you?
Does it affect you?
Does it affect you?
Does it?

If I get a lot of joy sucking balls and kissing boys
A real saint should come along
Tell me what I'm doing wrong
But if all the men in charge
Touch our kids remain at large
Y'all will still be calling me
A menace to society