27

He takes me into town
We found common ground
He sports a scythe and a black gown
He says "Kid you should be dead now

You're long overdue
I finally found you
You were meant for great things
Honestly it's disappointing"

I can't believe I gotta go
I feel I've got so much to show
Oh can't you please just take me home

I said I'm not ready to go
I haven't lived yet
And I have so much left to show
I'm 27
I haven't finished Game of Thrones
I'm full of regret
And now they got a brand new show

He says "Fine I'll wait
But I'm coming at 28
Friday the 13th I am free
Before collecting Harvey Weinstein"

I shake his bony hand
Go home and start to plan
Pat my dogs and tell my friends
And family that I love them

I've only nine more months to go
For me it passes just as slow
As life outside my car window
Oh

I said I'm not ready to go
I haven't lived yet
And I have so much left to show
Don't wanna be dead
Only just finished Game of Thrones
I'm full of regret
But now they got a brand new show

He says "Now come with me
I gotta collect Harvey
Then an appointment at the bank
And after lunch I'm getting Tom Hanks"

I'll only come if I meet Tom
And tell my dogs why I am gone
Will the bank take you very long?
Oh you never know

I'll never be ready to go
Not really
And I have so much left to show
But I'm dead so
At least I finished Game of Thrones
It was okay
I'll get ready to decompose

I walk on fluffy clouds
I start to feel quite proud
I found my inner peace
And I think I'm ready

I ask to talk to God
Death smiles and starts to nod
He points down to the floor
I think I'm standing on a trap door