Drink, Drank, Drunk

When I get to drinkin'
That's when I get to thinkin'
But it's cause I ain't been thinkin' that I drink

Now if I was to think
I wouldn't start to drink
And thinkin would stop me drinkin' til I'm drunk

If you drink til you stink
Then you get drunk like a skunk
But then thinkin' about drinkin's not what you thunk
Cause before you start to drink
It occurs to you to think
That it's kind of fun to think you'll get stinkin' drunk

Drinkin', a man gets thinkin'
Thinkin', he starts a'drinkin'
Thinkin' and drinkin' then drinkin' and thinkin'

Til you're blinkin' stinkin' drink drank drunk!

Am I right to drink rye?
Well, I'll tell you why I drink.
You see, my woman up and left me
Cause they laid me off down the plant
Cause I was drinkin', see?
So I didn't have even enough money
To buy her her own bottle of gin

So don't you start drinkin'
Cause it'll start you thinkin'
Thinkin' 'bout the things that make you drink
Better think about some thinkin'
Before you start a drinkin'

And that'll stop you drinkin', you old drunk, maybe!
And that'll stop you drinkin', you old drunk, maybe not!
Blinkin' stinkin' drink drank drunk!

Pass me that bottle!