So It Goes

He picked his nose and he et it
Standing right there in the middle of the bus
The people can't quite accept it
But no one wants to make no fuss

And so it goes it goes and goes

She popped out a gland fed her baby
Sitting right there in the classy restaurant
Some blokes was acting kind of shady
So the waiter helped her hide behind a marijuana plant

And so it goes it goes and goes

So it goes
A bloke can walk the streets without a tee shirt on
So it goes
But when a girl does they say it is wrong
So it goes
I really do not understand these ways
Ain't everybody meant to be the same

I done the walk of shame this morning
Naked and freezing with a smile on me face
The policeman couldn't quite accept it
Now me mum is gonna have to come and post me bail

And so it goes i almost froze
And so it goes it goes and goes

There it goes now those strange little ways
What people think are bad
What people think are good
It's all these double standards you see
You can do one thing but you can't do the other
Well you can do the other thing But not in front of your mother
Depending on her proclivities of course
Off you go