Horses

Sometimes when I talk to strangers
I like to use different phonemes
It makes me sound exotic
And like I am worth phoning
If you compliment the balding man
On his hair colour
He'll become insecure
About the way he appears to others
You're afraid of horses
Because the way they
Stand over you and tower
Is it just the stature that threatens your position of power

Well there's horses
And there's donkeys
And there's mules
And there's ponies
Well there's horses
Well there's horses
And there's donkeys
And there's mules
and there's ponies
Well there's ponies and

Make sure to smile when learning
Someone's name or
They'll think you're phony
For the same reason
You're scared of horses but
Not a mule or a ponie
Or a pony

If there's something strange
About yourself then people will like you
Unless it's too odd for them
Then they'll ostracize or fight you
Well there's horses
And there's donkeys
And there's mules
And there's ponies