Two-Timin' Cowgirl

My ten-gallon hat is empty now
Since I took it off and set it on the ground
When I heard the news that my baby went and left me
For a cowgirl half my age and twice as pretty

I spent all my tin on my honey
But she never wanted much of my money
Oh, I wish I took her word 'cause haven't you heard
I'm a broke old crow, and someone stole my lovebird

'Cause she's a two-timing cowgirl, seems to be
'Cause how far back has she been cheating on me
I'll ask that vermin for a proper duel
If I didn't feel like such a gosh darn fool

I'll call up my friends, and spread the word
About this old wolf, and how she did me wrong
She'll go run away, with that beautiful Bonnie Jane
And she still don't got the sand to say so long

'Cause she's a two-timing cowgirl, seems to be
'Cause how far back has she been cheating on me
I'll ask that vermin for a proper duel
if I didn't feel like such a gosh darn fool

I said, she ain't fit with the stuff
To go riding out in the rough
But maybe that ain't her, maybe that's me
I can't go on without my fuckin' baby

'Cause she's a two-timing cowgirl, seems to be
'Cause how far back has she been cheating on me
I'll ask that vermin for a proper duel
If I didn't feel like such a gosh darn fool

One more time, y'all

'Cause she's a two-timing cowgirl, seems to be
'Cause how far back has she been cheating on me
I'll ask that vermin for a proper duel
If I didn't feel like such a gosh darn fool