The Pong Song

Atari, Namco, Sports Video Game
Tennis, Broadly, Sports Video Game
Pong, Pong, Pong
It's Pong

Hanging at the pizzeria
Saw the game by the wall
Suicide soda drink
Knee high socks, shades at night

Wooden box with yellow face
Tennis game from outer space
Quarter in paddle turn
Past the point and no return

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Game of the century

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Nothing is better than Pong

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Game of the century

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Nothing compares to
Nothing compares to Pong

A thousand monkeys in a room
Couldn't make a day as cool
What's this game all people play?
Is it like tennis? Not really

Little square with two long lines
It resets at 99
Beat the girl to win the game
This is 1979

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Best thing you'll ever see

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Coolest graphics there'll ever be
Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Hum of electricity
Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Did you say my pizza's
Did you say my pizza's ready?

On the Berlin Wall they're playin' Pong
Ronald Reagan playin' Pong
Russians won't drop the bomb
They're too busy playin' Pong
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher doesn't like Pong

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Can someone get my pizza please?
Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
I'm about to beat this girl
Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Battle of the sexes here
Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
I'll be Billie Jean you be Bobby Riggs

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Game of the century

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Nothing is better than Pong

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Game of the century

Pong, Pong, Pong, Pong
Nothing compares to
Nothing compares to Pong