Tikka Masala

Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, not too hot or mild
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, you can feed it to a child
Chicken, lamb, veggie, beef
It's the sauce that cannot be beat
Have it with rice or with a naan
Not too hot won't cause you harm
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, I'll eat it in my vest
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, makes me feel less depressed
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, cures the world's ills
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, I'll eat and get my fill of curry

Nothing tastes as good as a Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala
Nothing ever completes me like a Tikka Masala
But my wife has left me

It was her favourite, her favourite type of food
We would eat it, she'd start acting lewd
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, aphrodisiac
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, I'd smear it on her back
Mop it off her back with an onion bhaji
That's right an onion bhaji
You get lots of sauce in the grooves
Tikka Masala

Smooth sauce it's not too lumpy
Didn't make my wife too grumpy
Have a little bit of rumpi-pumpi
And then be sticky all night, all night

Nothing tastes as good as a Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala
Nothing ever completes me like a Tikka Masala
And she's taken both the kids

Vindaloo? No thank you, it upsets my tummy
Korma is too mild and it tastes too coconutty
Jalfrezi is nicely spiced but it is just too dry
I need a wet curry if I'm sitting at home having a little cry
Korma, pasanda, different names, I don't know why they taste the same
Maybe my neighbour Jeff's to blame for why my wife has run away
Wife and Jeff at the Bengal Heart, I was out playing darts
He came in and he stole my wife
You've got to admit that wasn't very nice

Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, it's my favourite food
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, reminds me of you
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, I really hate Jeff
Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala, it is just the best food in the world
Come back to me Maureen