No Hole Bagel

I bought meself some designers jeans
Paid extra for more holes
Paid double so the gluten was removed from me sausage rolls

There's no hole in me bagel
No laces in my shoes
I'm feeling somewhat incomplete
No lead in me pencil
No sugar in me coke
I feel like i'm the punchline of a joke

No caffeine in me coffee
No Alcohol in me booze
No cancer in me cigarettes
No wonder i got the blues

There's no hole in me bagel
No laces in me shoes i'm feeling somewhat incomplete
No sugar in me lemonade and no pips in me fruit
And they didn't put no auto in me tune

Do dobee do do dobee do
Dobee dobee do

They took the afghan from me biscuits
And the lactose from my milk
No salt in me peanut butter
Won't let me sing Delilah no more

There's no hole in me bagel
No laces in my shoes
I'm feeling somewhat incomplete
No lead in me pencil
No sugar in me coke
I feel like i'm the punchline of a joke



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Writer(s): Charles Cooley
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