Clifford the Big Red Communist

Here he comes Comrade Clifford
And his gigantic sniffer
Sniffing out the Capitalist Swine

If they won't cede the means of production
There'll be total destruction
The workers grow rich by rapine

The Powerful Pinko puppy pounces plutocrats in penance for parsimonious power
Through Pressure or persuasion or pure pulverization
This monopolization came grinding to a halt

Just Give him what he wants
Or feel his Wrath
No time to Get away
But It's too late
Because he's crashing through the walls and smashing the machines
He's tossing them around like they were puppy play things
He's bashing out the windows and chewing support beams
He will end the production if he can't seize the means

A big red dog with a big red dreams
He was radicalized under a Marxist regime
Went a bit extreme with his Communist Scheme
Comrade Canine and Propagandist Supreme

Scourge of the Free World
Leveling factories one by one
His only loyalties lie with the party
For whom the damage was done

Hammer
And Sickle
And Kibbles
And Bits and Bits and Bits