The Tall Fale of Milo the Gruff

Milo was a man with a scar on his left hand
He could get out of a jam
Milo was a man that shoots from his hip
Also pretty quick with the wit

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey
Mr. Milo here is your bourbon
Gotta keep that hand real steady
Gotta keep that six-shooter ready
Keep it down on the piani
Those guys there don't seem too friendly
Do you go and hit the street
Should you run away on your two feet
Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai
He's not gonna be that dead
He's just gotta see those two eyes
He doesn't even have to try

Milo was a man that didn't look very tough
He had all the right stuff
Milo was a man with circles under his eyes
Always had a brilliant disguise

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey
Mr. Milo here is your bourbon
Gotta keep that hand real steady
Gotta keep that six-shooter ready
Keep it down on the piani
Those guys there don't seem too friendly
Do you go and hit the street
Should you run away on your two feet
Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai
He's not gonna be that dead
He's just gotta see those two eyes
He doesn't even have to try

Milo was a man that finally met his match
He had a black eye patch
Milo was a man always ready to throw down
Even with a red-nose clown

Mr. Milo here is your whiskey
Mr. Milo here is your bourbon
Gotta keep that hand real steady
Gotta keep that six-shooter ready
Keep it down on the piani
Those guys there don't seem too friendly
Do you go and hit the street
Should you run away on your two feet
Milo doesn't need that Mai Tai
He's not gonna be that dead
He's just gotta see those two eyes
He doesn't even have to try

Mr. Milo get to the ready
Mr. Milo hands real steady
You have to go through the front door
Just outside see all those closed stores
Mr. Milo on the dirt street
Can't hear that song on repeat

Mr. Milo time for a showdown
Mr. Milo dressed in dark brown
Other guy had way too much brandy
Look at all that big tumbleweed
Finally it's time for sunset
Who's gonna take on that last bet

Is it gonna be that fake clown
Is he gonna quickly drop down
Is he gonna take on the gang
They both draw and there's a loud
BANG!



Credits
Writer(s): Daniel Swift
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