Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Everyone Crazy (feat. Harley Sumabat)
Friday night you love to karaoke
The doors open and your first in line
You do Sinatra, Eminem or Smokey
Next thing you know everybody's dying
You probably think they're all laughing with you
But let me tell you, it's not that way
They're counting down the seconds 'til it's over
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Your rap is crap and you just can't sing
You think you're Usher, Pharrell or even Jay Z
But let's be honest it's not your thing
Saturdays you're always on the dance floor
Shake and baking everything you've got
You only miss a step or two or fifty
And all the girls wish that you'd just stop
Maybe you need another shot of courage
To get back out and blow them away
But no amount of liquor's going to give you rhythm
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
You think you're smooth, but you've got no swing
You're Dirty Dancing, but nothing like Swayze
So let's be honest it's not your thing
Anytime I see you at a party
You're telling stories to impress the crowd
You make yourself the center of attention
But they all see you as just too loud
You try so hard to steer the conversation
But all your jokes are so passe
Everybody's looking at their watches
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
You strut around like some kind of king
But you don't need to be anybody's punch line
Just be yourself and do your thing
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Oh
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Oh
The doors open and your first in line
You do Sinatra, Eminem or Smokey
Next thing you know everybody's dying
You probably think they're all laughing with you
But let me tell you, it's not that way
They're counting down the seconds 'til it's over
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Your rap is crap and you just can't sing
You think you're Usher, Pharrell or even Jay Z
But let's be honest it's not your thing
Saturdays you're always on the dance floor
Shake and baking everything you've got
You only miss a step or two or fifty
And all the girls wish that you'd just stop
Maybe you need another shot of courage
To get back out and blow them away
But no amount of liquor's going to give you rhythm
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
You think you're smooth, but you've got no swing
You're Dirty Dancing, but nothing like Swayze
So let's be honest it's not your thing
Anytime I see you at a party
You're telling stories to impress the crowd
You make yourself the center of attention
But they all see you as just too loud
You try so hard to steer the conversation
But all your jokes are so passe
Everybody's looking at their watches
So as a friend I've got to say
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
You strut around like some kind of king
But you don't need to be anybody's punch line
Just be yourself and do your thing
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Oh
Friends don't let friends drive everyone crazy
Oh
Credits
Writer(s): Robert Birthisel
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