I've Got My Telephone
I get no satisfaction from social interaction
I'm not a fan of the plan to hang with the dudes and ladies
I've never liked a crowded room, reminds me of a sonic boom
Or the backfire of a 2017 Mercedes
I've never needed face-to-face to feel like I have found my place
My best company is my hand-held technology
One time I dated - I think it's overrated
Holding hands was nice but I prefer to hold my device
Some people say I'm missing a human touch and kissing
But with an internet connection I get lots of attention
Don't worry that I have no friends
Or 'bout my live stream that never ends
Cause I'm never gonna be alone
I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone
I like to use Google Maps, and hundreds of my other apps
To navigate my way, day-to-day all around the planet
I can use my camera. To take some pics of Tamara
Or maybe some other girl, I think she said her name was Janet
Some people think I'm a freak because I'd rather browse than sleep
But let me tell you I feel fine when I can live my life online
Now don't you worry that I have no friends
Or 'bout my live stream that never ends
Cause I'm never gonna be alone
I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone
Oh, I've got my telephone. Yeah, got my telephone
I'm not a fan of the plan to hang with the dudes and ladies
I've never liked a crowded room, reminds me of a sonic boom
Or the backfire of a 2017 Mercedes
I've never needed face-to-face to feel like I have found my place
My best company is my hand-held technology
One time I dated - I think it's overrated
Holding hands was nice but I prefer to hold my device
Some people say I'm missing a human touch and kissing
But with an internet connection I get lots of attention
Don't worry that I have no friends
Or 'bout my live stream that never ends
Cause I'm never gonna be alone
I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone
I like to use Google Maps, and hundreds of my other apps
To navigate my way, day-to-day all around the planet
I can use my camera. To take some pics of Tamara
Or maybe some other girl, I think she said her name was Janet
Some people think I'm a freak because I'd rather browse than sleep
But let me tell you I feel fine when I can live my life online
Now don't you worry that I have no friends
Or 'bout my live stream that never ends
Cause I'm never gonna be alone
I've got my telephone. I've got my telephone
Oh, I've got my telephone. Yeah, got my telephone
Credits
Writer(s): Robert Birthisel
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